Wednesday night… the warm tingle of anticipation starts in the toes and works its way slowly up the spine. Every hair on the back of your neck stands on end. The Login screen has loaded.. what if I can’t remember my password? What if my keyboard is broken? Slight panic jabs you in the stomach like a hot poker.. I type the password, its accepted! A message flips up on screen. “log in server down”

Thursday night and Elune be praised normal service is resumed. Bottle, Huggiebear, Olaii and Pixiepea make there way to the Underbog dungeon entrance.

“we need a fifth” mused Olaii
“what about Elbow?” enquired Bottle
“nah he’s watching the soccer” said Huggiebear
“what about Natty?” demanded Bottle

“nah he is at ballet class” said Huggiebear

We browsed the “looking for group” list and saw a Warrior called Ragemonger.

We invited, He joined, off we went.

Cleared a path to the first boss, our nemesis, Hungarfen. This time there was no mistake. Ragemonger tanked, bottle, huggie and olaii pewpewpewd and pixiepea healed. When Hungarfen was at 20% We backed off and avoided his special move, once that was over we moved back in for the kill. Hungarfen went down first time of asking, Bottle won a nice pair of gloves. But most importantly we realised that this group was an indestructible, all conquering group, nothing could stand in our way!

The very next mob we group wiped and everyone died (except Huggiebear who faked death). After the corpse run Bottle did the unthinkable. Having noted that Ragemonger was guildless Bottle asked if he would like to join. We held our breath then amazingly Ragemonger joined. Miracles do happen everyday.

The next boss was the three headed water dragon thing. We killed him for fun and he dropped a necklace which Olaii won. Grazt.

Making our way to the final boss a lovely turban dropped. Up until now my only complaint with this group was that it wasn’t sexy looking enough. Olaii won the turban and instantly raised the groups sexyness by 20%. Not only did he look hot, but he started to do loads more damage. That floppy old hat he used to wear got in the way of his eyes. Now with the turban on he could actually see what he was aiming for.

Final Boss was “the big tall tripod thing” who’s special powers included lightning rays and suspending you in the air. The fight started and Pixiepea straight away got lifted into the air, putting him out of range for healing. Olaii copped a face full of lightning rays so one thing was obvious, this boss doesn’t like turbans. Pixiepea was next to die but Huggie, Rage and Bottle managed to finish the job without too much trouble. A nice dress was the prize which fitted Olaii perfectly.

A nice end to a great run, Well Played all.